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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

"

What is the difference? I asked him. Between the love of your life, and your soulmate?

One is a choice, and one is not.

"

- Tarryn Fisher (in Mud Vein)
atelophobically:

peppyandpreppy:

vidabrilla:

jack Johnson & an empty kitchen calls for slow dancin with my lovee

i just don’t understand why i cant have this

I cry

atelophobically:

peppyandpreppy:

vidabrilla:

jack Johnson & an empty kitchen calls for slow dancin with my lovee

i just don’t understand why i cant have this

I cry

"1. Nothing good ever happens after 2 A.M.
2. Don’t chase after what doesn’t work. Let the universe take over.
3. Things happen for a reason.
4. Don’t ever give up crazy times with your friends.
5. Miracles happen.
6. Things you may not have liked before may not be that bad later on.
7. Perfect isn’t always perfect.
8. Some people have expiration dates.
9. Wait for it.
10. Don’t postpone joy.
11. The important moments shouldn’t be wasted, because you can’t get them back.
12. Be clear about the things you say.
13. The most important people in your life are the ones you can picture sitting on a porch with.
14. The talk is one of the worst things ever, but it is important.
15. You’re not looking for someone who accepts your quirks, you’re looking for someone who loves them, cherishes them, and loves you more as a person because of them.
16. Some people are worth a lot of work to keep around.
17. Get out of the house, go for a walk, get a bagel.
"

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

"You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her."